"Born at the age of 3 in Hamilton Ontario to immigrant parents, Mike knew right from the beginning that he was special. He knew this because he had to wear a red foam helmet and ride the short bus to school! However, after years of testing and special programs, it was determined that Mike was just "different" and not "special."

Jump a head a few years...because, I mean, really, what kind of interesting stuff happens between the ages of 3-15? nothing. kids are boring to everyone that isn't their OWN parents...so, anyway...
when Mike was 19 he entered a new phase of his life...
puberty.....
oh, and college...
Mike has worked all over the country in radio...started in St. Catharines, then Nova Scotia...London, Hamilton, Niagara....BC...back to Nova Scotia and now he rocks out at q92 in Timmins, Ontario. Mike might have some commitment issues
Along the way, he has spent time working as a bouncer, a bartender...overnight stock guy at Wal-Mart...secret agent...and amateur porn fluffer.
Has been linked, romantically to Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson (before her marriage) and Jessica Rabbit."